dont drink soda too fast

it happens not while ago
i was in such hurry
i need to copy a paper on the copy machine
because im in a hurry
i ran across the hall
and got breathless at the copy center
"im soo thirsty..."
and there was a soft drink counter standing saying
"buy me..."

so i pulled my wallet, pay the bill, grab a bottle
and drink it!!!
"boy thats fres..."
ugh!
the gas got into my nose!
that hurt!

then i finish my copy
and go back holding my nose
that hurt...

PS:
boys and girls
please dont try this at home!