giant lizard

when i took a bath..
i found this giant lizard lying on the floor
HOLY ****!
what is this lizard doing here?
fatso doing most probably

then the lizard moved
HOLY ****!
then i look it again
(because of course i didnt wear my glasses that time..)
and found out that he's on the verge of dying..
fatso..
he likes to play with food.. i mean animals..

kids..
dont try this at home..

then after
when my mom take a bath..
she suddenly screamed
i instantly asked
"what happened?"
then she replied
"what is this lizard doing here?!?!"
like mother like son.. eh? wasnt it like father like son?
and i'm rolling on the floor..
laughing..