glasses record breaking

mm..
'glasses record' breaking --> i break the glasses record (what the heck is it?)
glasses 'record breaking' --> i break the breaking glasses record (kabish?)

"how many times have you break your glasses?"
"lets see.."
recently
before that.. i think i cast one of them in the sea..
and i broke a few when i'm in high school (including breaking others..)
and in middle high school..
and in elementary..

and my mom would say
"you boys are reckless!"

maybe i should label them
and make a record "item number XX, cause of destruction XXXX, etc"
and one night, they all would rise from the grave and attack me..
"you ignorant fool!!! treat us better!!!"
ack!!! "begone evil!!!"