the truth jokes

lawyer (L) : i want you to tell me the truth about this murder..
accused (A) : you want the truth?
L : yes.. all the truth..
A : i'll tell you the truth!
L : i remind you are under oath!
A : in star wars, darth vader is luke sky walker's father!
L : what?
A : in planet of the apes, mark whalberg never leaves the earth!
L : no!!! dont tell me that!
A : in fight club, brad pitt never exist!
L : i dont hear a thing!!!
A : you want the truth but you cant handle the truth! hah!

what the heck!?!?!?