dont play with your nose

i know this from tv
when your friend sleeping
put some whipped cream on his hand
then tickle his nose
he will enjoy some cream on his face

the other day..
i found my friend sleeping
and decided to play.. (evil smile..)
oh no! no whipped cream here..
what to do?
ah? his glasses..
put on his nose..
due to ticklish feeling, he swat that something..
unfortunately, instead of swat it downward, he do it upward
resulting blood splattering all over the place..
seriously!
blood all over the room!
panic!
just clog it with tissue and lets go to doctor..

ten minutes later..
"i'm fine.. i'm a man.. i'm a knight"
*guilty feeling* "yeah right, a knight with blood nose.."

so i make another friend bleeding again..
i remember that time we're having a chase (i chase him..)
on a corner, i took a shortcut
and slam him into a wall
gotcha!
am i a bit rough?
again, blood splattering all over his face
we then go to a nearby hospital
and i even met his granny
"i'm very very sorry.."

they say man need to fight before become best friend
whose next in line to bleed?